I have a sore throat.

I went to the doctor's.  My doctor said that my heart stopped beating, and that my skin isn't supposed to be this gray.  She also said I have a bottle obstructing air in my trachea, disallowing me to breathe.  I am kidding though.

Words of wisdom to myself on September 20, 2013:  If you want it, go get it.  If you don't want it, don't get it.