yeayhappyjoyfate

Went to 99 Buffet today for the after Christening of my parent's friend's baby. It's a Chinese All You Can Eat Buffet.

Some random lady sat on my mom's seat while my mom went to get food, and I felt like vomiting because of her strong perfume smell. I hate it when people put too much smelling things on themselves in restaurants and I have to be near them! It's disgusting. Luckily she left right after a picture, which felt like more than 30 minutes.

Foods I really really liked were the baked salmon and chicken on a stick, which tasted like pork. I'll remember that next time I think of 99 Buffet. Both were really really really tender and moist.

That's not what I like most about this day though. It's not the food. It's the fucking placemat. It was about the 12 Chinese Zodiac shit. I'm a horse, born 1990. It says I'm impatient. Yes! That's fucking right. I'll keep reading on, it tells the truth... I'm ostentatious... And then it happened. "YOU SHOULD MARRY A TIGER or a dog." And then I looked at the Tiger's info, "Born: 1986" and LMAO. Hell fucking yeah. My parents must have thought I was crazy for the remainder of that time in the restaurant because I was smiling too much... they probably thought I was smiling because of the good food. For sure they would've thought I was crazy if they seen me in the car, luckily I sat in the back with no one.

I like this reason to be happy.

I know where I got my lying impulses from. My family. I was supposed to lie where my brother was during that time in the restaurant when my parent's friend asked "where is your brother?" (he didn't go, he was trying to beat Shin Akuma), but they didn't tell me to lie before she asked, so I told the truth that he was home. On our way back home, my dad and mom were like YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO LIE DO YOU. I was supposed to say that he was at another party.

Edit: Reading Wikipedia, about the western Zodiac. And I just read "Based on Elements within the Zodiac, Leo is considered compatible with Aries, Sagittarius and Leo itself." LMAO, LEO ITSELF. I thought it was only Aries and Sagittarius but HELL YEAH. This is a fucking movie.

Edit 2: About the Leo lady.
"but you will learn about life and living and love. Her nature is fiery; she is passionate, giving and generous...

She abhors the humdrum, routine, and stupid."
LMAO

About me.
"He loves to see you laugh, as long as you are laughing with and not at him... he is repelled by women who use too much makeup by women who cry openly (it's much more effective to utilize a dramatic sob) by women..."
WTF. I HAVE TO FIND THIS ALAKAZAM. OR MEWTWO.

http://www.jyotishvani.com/freematchmaking/leo/leo-leo.asp

"Horses are energetic spouses who fall in love quite rapidly. Along with their spontaneity comes a bit of impatience and they demonstrate that when they meet someone they want to be involved with. They throw all of themselves into a relationship, sometimes losing tiny bits and pieces of themselves along the way. However, a light at the end of the tunnel: in adulthood Horses are more stable and thus their adult relationships are more successful."
LMAO

http://www.usbridalguide.com/special/chinesehoroscopes/Horse.htm

http://www.usbridalguide.com/special/chinesehoroscopes/Tiger.htm

Now okay what the hell. This is getting really creepy!
"Once they get into their job, they forget all other things, even breathing. You can say they do everything with all their energy."

http://www.chinavoc.com/zodiac/tiger/person.asp

KEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKE.

Setting the silliness aside, disregarding horoscopes, I'm glad I fell for her, and I'm glad that I'm still falling. Even though I know it won't end well for me.

Excuse me for being a psycho rejected fool. I guess I'm still in denial. BUT STILL LET ME ENJOY THIS HAPPY MOMENT LOL.

Tiger*Horse
"You are destined for an exciting life together."

THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO HEAR.